Jaguar Love
Splintering its way to awesome
Hey! You! Indie rock homeowner! Do you have renovations that need to be done? Are you planning on changing your floors? Do you have to demolish your existing floor in order to get a replacement in? Do you hate the prospect of having to do the demolition yourself because of your severe allergies to dust or your complete aversion to physical labour? Then you need to call my all-new venture into capital gain: A Limerick Ox Floor Wrecking Service!
A group of eight-to-ten floor wrecking professionals will arrive in your home, equipped with the heaviest set of steel toe boots you’ll have ever set your eyes on, and a silvery, albeit slightly used tape deck. Positioning themselves at strategic locations on the floor, our crew will then proceed to violently stomp their weapon-like feet until your floor is a smashed heap of rubble, all to the tune of Jaguar Love’s Bats Over The Pacific Ocean.
There really isn’t a better song to stomp rowdily to, as it strikes quickly in captivating, all-out fashion. There is no time wasted: once the cymbal crash kicks it all off and the walloping drums start pounding relentlessly, the frantic acoustic guitar strumming instantly rushes in to sweep you into its vigorous, unfaltering, ardent vibe. You can feel the sweat flying as the half-yelling half-cheering vocals upswing that hot, frenetic drive to blistering levels. Coupled with some pristine glockenspiel and a few horns for extra zing, this will splinter any surface your heel uncontrollably clomps on.
Or your money (not) back.
MP3: Jaguar Love - Bats Over The Pacific Ocean
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