Crystal Castles
Won't somebody think of the children?
My baby’s bottles are poisoned! We were using Dr. Brown’s brand of bottles which, it turns out, contains the highest amount of bisphenol A of all tested plastic baby bottles! And bisphenol A is a compound in plastic which can have negative hormonal impacts in people! And we’re using these things to feed out babies! OUR DEFENCELESS, ADORING, CUTIE-PIE BABIES!!
Oh, what a cruel mistress is faith! Blind as she wishes to be, I placed her as such in the hands of these companies, entrusting that they would never do anything to put our children into harm’s way. Yet here we are, confronted with the clammy, black void of reality swallowing all my good intentions, like some corporate-powered Galactus, leaving me broken and brittle, my trust sapped out of my marrow! It is so distressing! I will have to learn to (wait for it…!) untrust them.
But I’ll tell you who I do trust (blatant segues rule!): Crystal Castles. Even though they demand it themselves, Untrust Us, I cannot but trust their brand of spunky, effected, poised electro sounds, made fresh from old school video game console warmth, covered in layers of synthed out vocals, bleeping and blooping their way out of the spectre of chipmod novelty and into fo’-realz club dancefloors. This is out-of-the-basement, primetime stuff. And if you can’t trust that, who can you trust?
I can tell you who you can’t trust…
MP3: Crystal Castles - Untrust Us
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